Sloan: The Musical

Coming soon to Broadway* is the next Tony award-winning musical. Featuring murder, love, and taco bags, be the first to see the show that sold out 100 days straight in Hammer Heights.

"I laughed, I cried, it was better than CATS," say critics. "Who the fuck are you?" asked a guy at Porky's. "TABITHA, NO" someone screamed.

SLOAN: Because some die young, and some die old.

*Silver Fox Inn on Broadway St in Sloan